Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her
Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”
this is so fucking funny bruh I’m physically crying bc I forgot smeyer needed her self-insert to be so not-like-other-girls that not even her kid could be complimented more highly than her by her own damn parents sjsjggzksndhxkdjdbshsissks
World’s Best Father right here
Ok but now that I’m re-reading the text….
Why does it come across like Edward means
No, you bland looking child. It is I who is the prettiest.
naruto is literally a cautionary tale about staying in the closet cause if his dumbass had just admitted he was head over heels for sasuke the two of them could have left the village and backpacked across the globe while being the hottest literal power couple in all the lands but instead he married the first girl who liked him and got a job in HR he’s not qualified for and a cats-in-the-cradle ass son who’s flunking for attention because dad’s never home and if that doesn’t inspire you to take the plunge and be the gayest bitch you can be I don’t know what will
a lot of you guys are pushing twenty and STILL such nerds like oh boo hoo naruto this naruto that…. is naruto gonna sleep through your 8am lecture for you? bid two hundred dollars for that butt ugly blue couch youve been meaning to put up on craigslist? dismantle the capitalist ideology so that you don’t have to do your taxes? no. sasuke will
harry could be anglicised form of hari, which is another name for the indian god vishnu who reincarnates on earth to restore justice
potter could be anglicised potdar or potluri
the night he died, james was making pretty-colored lights for harry 31 october 1981 was deepavali, the indian festival of lights
fleamont potter making money through potions after coming from india as a first gen. immigrant
fleamont potter made hair potions which was really just charmed coconut oil
people would notice harry’s green eyes all the time if he was half desi
when harry has visions through voldemorts eyes that he always distances himself using voldemort’s whiteness or how pale the hand was or something to that effect
unlikely couple james and lily potter prophesied to have a world-saving baby is literally the motif of the indian epic kumarasambhava
harry flying on buckbeak is god vishnu on garuda iconography
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.
That he responded to a 10-minute bit mocking him with “it means ‘barrel-maker,’ an honorable profession” makes me believe that Mullaney was 98 to 100% accurate.
